The desperation is real...

"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout) 11/02/2016 at 17:39 • Filed to: ABANDON SHIP

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There’s a Cayenne Turbo S at my job and it’s an utter pile of shit. Of course it doesn’t look like that online but...photos lie.

I’m pretty sure my boss is near giving this thing away. It’s priced at 22.9, we own it for 26 (WTF), and my boss is willing to do 19.9 AS IS and even at 19.9 I wouldn’t touch it

Tripper > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/02/2016 at 17:43

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I hate that about photos. A friend and I drove 3 hours to Alexandria to look at a really nice E46 M3. By “really nice” I mean that there were nicks and dings on every body panel.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Tripper 11/02/2016 at 17:44

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I try to know every car in my inventory so I can be up front with someone when they ask “is it in good shape?”

EL_ULY > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/02/2016 at 17:52

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we’ve bought some of these for under $4,000 as trade ins.

whodathunkit?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > EL_ULY 11/02/2016 at 17:54

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I wouldn’t even give $4k for this

Future next gen S2000 owner > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/02/2016 at 17:56

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Legit question, when do you think decently equipped Macans will start going for mid-30's? What year/mileage combo? 3 yrs/50K 4 yrs/70?

PS9 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/02/2016 at 18:02

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Cheyenne Turbo Shitty?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Future next gen S2000 owner 11/02/2016 at 18:05

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I have a ‘16 with 32k miles at 48.9.

Maybe 3.5 years with 65k miles...depends on your location too

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > PS9 11/02/2016 at 18:05

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Its horrrrrrible

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/02/2016 at 18:20

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What are all the things wrong with it?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 11/02/2016 at 18:25

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Sub frame damage

Pano roof will not open

Pano roof is cracked

Air suspension will not raise or lower

Cosmetic scuffs

EL_ULY > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/02/2016 at 18:26

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me either

LongbowMkII > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/02/2016 at 18:27

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So is the person who bought this fired?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > LongbowMkII 11/02/2016 at 18:43

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I have no idea who bought this...but I assume drugs were involved

E92M3 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/02/2016 at 18:47

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Did they buy it at auction? Or was it a trade?

I hope it was a trade, and they made it up on the other end.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/02/2016 at 19:02

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How bad is the subframe bent?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > E92M3 11/02/2016 at 19:55

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Auction

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 11/02/2016 at 19:56

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Looks like a rock smashed into thr front left...its bad

E92M3 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/02/2016 at 20:11

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Opps!

Tripper > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/02/2016 at 20:26

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Yea this was a private seller, most people at legitimate dealers have been straight up or provided detailed pics

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/02/2016 at 20:58

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How much of this will your employer actually voluntarily disclose? Am I wrong to predict: none of it?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/02/2016 at 21:24

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I disclose all of it because I’m not an asshole

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/02/2016 at 21:42

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Ouch.